My Tilt: My Reply

By: Mr. Wilson on May 11, 2006
2 comments
I didn't get the response I was hoping for when I asked for you folks to tell me your perceptions of me, but at least a few of you replied. One or two were even semi-serious. Oh well, I said I would reveal the answers to some of the items, so here goes:
  1. How old am I? I may sound like a cranky retiree sometimes, but I'm only 27.
  2. What is my approximate income? I ain't rich and I ain't poor.
  3. Approximately where in Lincoln do I live? 48th and Highway 2 is a close enough approximation.
  4. What is my religion? I was raised Methodist, but I don't think I can claim that title today. My core beliefs are two-fold: (1) There is a God and (2) I'm not Him.
  5. Which political party is listed on my voter registration card? Republican.
  6. On economic issues, do I lean left or right? Right.
  7. On social issues, do I lean left or right? Left.
  8. What is my opinion of the death penalty? The government screws up too often to be trusted with the power to kill its citizens.
  9. What is my opinion of abortion? Morally opposed, legally undecided.
  10. What is my opinion of immigration? Let 'em all in through a few controlled access points, and secure the rest of the border to keep out the riffraff.
  11. What is my opinion of banning concealed weapons in Lincoln? It'll stop roughly five gung-ho NRA types, and that's about it.
  12. Dave Heineman, Pete Ricketts, and Ernie Chambers are in separate carnival-style dunking booths. I have only one baseball to throw. Who do I dunk, and why? This one's easy: Pete Ricketts. He exudes insincerity, and that bugs the heck out of me.
  13. I have to leave the country for 10 years, but before I go I can eat at one Lincoln restaurant. Which restaurant do I choose, and why? I really have no idea. Possibly Lazlo's, for sentimental reasons.
  14. Describe me in five words or less. This one was for you folks, not for me.
  15. Dogs or cats? Dogs by a mile.

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The Missus
May 11, 2006 at 3:36PM

“Describe me in five words or less.”

Extremely intelligent, damn good looking.
😊

The Mistress
May 11, 2006 at 6:31PM

I would have said:  Bald, Beutiful, ready for anything!

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