Lincolnites Are…
By: Mr. Wilson on
October 8, 2008
According to various sources on the web, Lincolnites are:
- ...now armed against harmful chemicals from terrorists
- ...distressed to learn that during their 24 hour shift Firefighters also require nourishment
- ...generally reluctant to pay taxes to fund new projects
- ...sitting quietly in the classroom, while the boisterous kids get all the attention
- ...alcoholic, methadone addicts who because the city is so poor that they have few treatment options
- ...proud of their “state-of-the-art” downtown
- ...encouraged to read Diane Setterfield's The Thirteenth Tale
- ...the most self-referential people he's met
- ...so friendly, chances are they'll quietly watch from afar and then offer their congratulations after your ceremony is over
- ...doing things for the betterment of Lincoln