Lincolnites Are…

By: Mr. Wilson on October 8, 2008

According to various sources on the web, Lincolnites are:

...now armed against harmful chemicals from terrorists
...distressed to learn that during their 24 hour shift Firefighters also require nourishment
...generally reluctant to pay taxes to fund new projects
...sitting quietly in the classroom, while the boisterous kids get all the attention
...alcoholic, methadone addicts who because the city is so poor that they have few treatment options
...proud of their “state-of-the-art” downtown
...encouraged to read Diane Setterfield's The Thirteenth Tale
...the most self-referential people he's met
...so friendly, chances are they'll quietly watch from afar and then offer their congratulations after your ceremony is over
...doing things for the betterment of Lincoln

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Nikkidemas

October 10, 2008 at 3:39AM

...on their own.
...just honest about themselves.
...looking to cash in on the big weekend.
...primarily concerned with protecting their tax money from a Liberal conspiracy to improve the city.
...circulating a petition to place a ban on city council members holding contracts with the city on the November ballot.
...some of the most materialistic people and superficial people in the country.
...proud of their

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