Lincolnite

Can you figure out where in Lincoln these five items can be found?

1. Woman spilling
2. Eagle watching
3. Family posing
4. Man messaging
5. Angel fishing

Feel free to chip in your own, following the same "noun verbing" pattern.

Where are the best places in Lincoln to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? And a related question: Does anybody here actually like the traditional Irish foods -- or rather, the American interpretation of traditional Irish foods -- served on St. Patrick's Day? I find Irish food to be edible but boring. Will any of you stand up for Irish cuisine?

After a looooong break over the winter -- I opted not to referee indoor soccer this year -- I'll be back in action today, centering one of the first high school soccer matches of the season. The time off was good for me. Even though physically I'm horribly out of shape now, mentally I feel very refreshed. I just checked my rules test grade. *sigh* Only 98/100. I missed one because I let my dad talk me into the wrong answer (thanks, dad!). The other dealt with a rule that I don't agree with, so I halfway answered incorrectly out of spite. On the other hand, I got all of the "mind-reading" questions right this year. Those are questions that are poorly worded and which require you to read the test-writer's mind if you want to get the right answer. It becomes a matter of "What does the test writer want me to answer?" rather than "What is the strictly correct answer?". Very annoying. Will any of you be out at Abbott tonight? I'll have the center of one of the matches, though I won't say which one just yet. Come say hi if you're out there. I should also mention the big news that I received a Nebraska women's center coming up in a couple weeks. I am very, very excited. Even though it's "just" spring ball, it's still Nebraska. Also, it's a privilege I will never have during the regular season due to my employment ties. Reffing in the shadow of Memorial Stadium will be a hoot.

As much as I dread the thought of Senator John Bruning (R.-NE), I would put money on that being the gist of his announcement today.

I have noticed that the annoyingly unforgettable Nebraska Diamond commercials are back on the radio. I hadn't heard any for a while, but now they're back with a vengeance. I have to give them credit for pounding their name into Lincolnites' skulls, but dang those commercials are annoying. And here I am giving them free advertising. I was a customer at Nebraska Diamond once. It's definitely not your typical ring-buying experience. It wasn't for me, but I can see why some guys (or couples) would prefer it. (For the record, I ended up buying at Sartor Hamann.)

The School Board voted yesterday to place automatic external defibrillators in Lincoln's high schools. I don't disagree with the decision, but I wonder how they will decide where to put them so that they are always accessible, thus fending off potential liability issues. I'm sitting here thinking about the layout of Lincoln Southeast, for example, and I can't think of any place you could put an AED that would always be accessible. Can you imagine being on the wrong side of a security gate in a medical emergency, the AED within spitting distance but unreachable?

It's Pi Day! How are you celebrating? I plan to enjoy a slice (or two) of The Missus' famous coma-inducing peanut butter pie. Mmmmm.

About a week ago I told you that I wrote to the 2015 Vision Group requesting some of the raw data from the surveys they collected at their community meetings. I'm disappointed to report that I haven't heard a peep. They are under zero obligation to give me the data I requested, but it reflects poorly on the Group that they couldn't even be bothered to tell me to buzz off. The 2015 Vision Group needs to convince the community that they are working with us, not above or around us. A faux pas like this isn't going to help them do that.

It seems like Airpark and its environs have been in the news a lot lately, and almost all of it is good news. New homes, new commercial activity, 300 new jobs at nearby Kawasaki ... one of Lincoln's oft-forgotten neighborhoods seems to be breathing new life. For those of you who live in the area, what's the vibe out there? For the rest of you, admit it -- how many of you have never even been to Airpark?

From this morning's LJS letters to the editor:

The smoking ban debate still goes on. Those opposing the ban argue rights and financial problems, both weak issues. The issue is health, man! If a smoker has no respect for his own health, how can he be expected to be concerned about someone else’s? Jerrold C. Hood, Lincoln

Emphasis mine. This is one of the biggest things that bugs me about the smoking ban crowd. The "I know what's good for you, your rights be damned" attitude. Seems to me rights are pretty important and they probably oughtn't be brushed aside quite so lightly. It's really no different than saying "I know what words are good for you", "I know what sexual practices are good for you", or even "I know what God is good for you". There are legitimate arguments in favor of a smoking ban -- though none has so far convinced me -- and proponents should make them earnestly. But if you're going to mock an individual's rights as a "weak issue", pardon me if I mentally group you with some of history's less savory characters. In another letter, Susan Ferris wants to know how much the 2015 Vision Group's ten pillars will cost:

After reading the story with the headline declaring the “wide approval in polls” for the 10 “pillars” of the Vision 2015 group (LJS, March 5), I decided to take a little time and review what we know so far. I’ve checked their Web site and reread the Lincoln Journal Star coverage to date. Parts of this are really bothering me. I've had several discussions in a variety of settings and the first comment is always the big unanswered question: "How much will any of this cost?" "Do we want to move the State Fair?" is a completely different question than "Do we want to pay $70 million to move the State Fair?" To report 48 percent indicating support … I believe that was with no cost estimates. Tell us what we might spend, and then do the polling! If we can come up with $70 million (for one pillar and the only number I could find), how much do 10 pillars cost? Which pillar do we address first? Who says? What else might we want to do with a large sum of money? I want to put seat belts on school buses. Vision 2015 is a discussion among private business people. Where are the voices of our elected officials on this issue? Susan Ferris, Lincoln

The short answer, Susan, is: a lot. The Antelope Valley Project, for example, is expected to require an approximately $1 billion investment. That's approximately $250 million in public (local, state, federal) funds, plus an expected three times that amount in private investment in the area. The Q Street high rise will include an $8-$12 million public investment, plus as much as $50 million in private dollars. Omaha's Qwest Center cost some $291 million to build; that offers a rough guide for pricing a convention facility in Lincoln. And on and on. In short, we're talking hundreds of millions of public dollars, and a total investment well over a billion dollars. My guess as to why dollar figures aren't mentioned more often? Because they are scary. Remember, just because a figure is scary doesn't mean it isn't doable. But clearly we have our work cut out for us as a community if we're going to achieve all ten pillars.

The calendar may not agree, but today is definitely the first day of spring. Did you smell it in the air? The early days of spring have a very distinctive smell. Did you hear the way the birds were chattering this morning? They know spring is here. Enjoy these first days of spring. Then, prepare yourself for the inevitable 40 mph springtime winds.

Today, Chris Beutler ($140,700) leads the money race over Ken Svoboda ($124,000), Roger Yant ($800), and Mike Deal ($0). But remember, despite popular conceptions to the contrary, money and votes are only loosely correlated. I suspect Roger Yant will receive more than the 0.3% of the vote his war chest suggests, for example. Given the current status of the mayoral race, who do you think has the edge? Why?

What will Hagel do?

What a beautiful day for a plunge into Holmes Lake! I want to thank everybody who donated (there's still time!), raising a total of $385.00 (so far) for Special Olympics Nebraska. I didn't quite hit my goal of $500, but the original timeline was tight, and I didn't do any more begging after the original plunge date passed (until now). The weather was perfect for running into a frigid lake. Temperatures on land were downright balmy (relatively speaking). The water, on the other hand, was nicely chilled. Most of the lake still had a thin layer of ice on top, and I heard an unofficial report that the water temperature was 34 degrees. Turnout was great, including plungers, spectators, and dogs. Even my parents and Daisy were on hand. So what is it like to go running into 34-degree water? Chilly. Very, very chilly. You get it in your mind that it'll be like taking a really cold shower. Wrong, it's much colder than that. Even still, before your body has a chance to really freak out, you're already on your way out of the water. And once I was back on land, it only took a minute or two to ditch the "holycrapi'mfrickin'freezing" feeling. The (relatively) warm sun kept me plenty comfortable for the ten or fifteen minutes I stood around in soaking wet clothes. Before you ask, yes, there is a video. I will post it soon. In the mean time, I'm sure Mr. T will start ranting in the comments about how I didn't really do it, which is why I haven't posted a video, and how if I really wanted to help the Special Olympics I would have tasered myself while rinsing my eyes with pepper spray and munching on raw habanero chiles. After you, Mr. T. [Sunday update: I see the Journal Star ran a story about the Polar Plunge in today's paper. I was even mentioned ... sort of. I can only assume that the article's reference to "soccer hooligans" was aimed at my referee uniform, since I don't recall seeing anybody else with an outfit even remotely resembling anything soccer-related.]

I will name five Lincolnites. Your job is to name who you think should play that person in Lincoln: The Movie:

1. Colleen Seng, the grandmotherly, lame duck mayor
2. Kent Seacrest, the wealthy businessman and 2015 Vision Group proponent
3. Bill Callahan, the most reviled or revered man in the state, depending on the day
4. Ann Ringlein, the perky coach, owner of Lincoln Running Company, and all-around running queen
5. Norm, the cranky restaurateur from M&N Sandwich