We Found Your Money at Gateway Mall

By: Mr. Wilson on April 19, 2009
4 comments
Wad of cash This is a long shot: Did you or somebody you know lose a wad of cash over the weekend at Westfield Gateway Mall? If so, contact me. I can help reunite you with your money. My brother-in-law tried to chase you down, but you vanished. I didn't understand the big fuss at first because when I heard "[he/she/they] dropped some money" I pictured a couple dollars. Ha! Turns out it was more than just a couple dollars. Don't bother trying to claim the money if it isn't really yours. There are several unique characteristics about the money and the circumstances in which it was lost, not to mention the fact that we can describe the person or persons who lost it. Don't waste my time making wild guesses.

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See what your friends and neighbors have to say about this.

Eric S
April 19, 2009 at 8:14PM

Okay I’ll come clean. I left it there.

I am about 6 foot tall, old, long goatee, tall hat with blue star on it.

I like to walk up to people and say “I Want You”

I also have a famous picture of this exact thing.

http://www.mytwocensus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/want-you1.jpg


I didn’t mean to leave the money there, but I’ve been dropping money so much lately, I can’t even remember where I put it all. (I mean, $1,500,000,000 is ALOT to keep track of in this state)

But heck, it’s all about “creating jobs” take the cash, give it to the boy next door, and tell him to go fill one pothole…money well spent.

On a side note: Thanks for the money four days ago, I was SOOOOOO BROKE!!!, still am actually.

I wonder…if I spend more money…that makes me richer right? Yea, I think that’s how it works, but what do I know, I failed economics.

Fletch
April 20, 2009 at 12:49PM

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West A Dad
April 20, 2009 at 3:21PM

Oh yeah!!!

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