The South Sam’s Club is Open

By: Mr. Wilson on August 29, 2012
The new Sam's Club at 87th and Highway 2 opened today, with grand opening festivities kicking off at 8:00am. City Councilman Jon Camp was present, holding a sign that read "WALMART = SATIN" [sic] and chanting "Hey hey / Ho ho / That new south Walmart's got to go". He suddenly stopped, however, furrowed his bro a bit, and went over to cut the giant red ribbon himself. He then went inside and purchased three carts full of merchandise. When asked afterwards why he changed his mind, Camp responded "I didn't meant to cause any problems. I just wanted to send a message." In related news, Walmart received a building permit on Monday for its new store at South 27th and Grainger Parkway. Dirt work at the site has already begun.

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