Silent night, Halloween night
All is calm, no ghouls in sight
Back in my day the night was so wild
Now my doorstep sees nary a child
Where are the young trick-or-treaters?
Where are the young trick-or-treaters?
Silent night, Halloween night
Nobody quakes at the sights
No ghosts or goblins stream up to my door
Who did I buy all this damn candy for?
Criminy this night is boring!
Criminy I am so bored!
Silent night, Halloween night
A lonely moth circles 'neath the porch light
Oh how I long to hear the trick-or-treats
Instead here I wait eating all of the sweets
Expanding the size of my girth
Oh! Would you look at that girth!
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awwww…no kiddos?!?
You could have come over here. Two big bags of candy and that wasn’t enough. A quick trip to Target to get another bag, and even that wasn’t enough. We had to turn away a few trick or treaters.
We didn’t have that many trick-or-treaters either. My roomate said only a dozen and a half maybe. I’m guessing we have a low kid neighborhood. We have way to much candy left over. I remember when I was a kid we’d get 50-75 kids to the door.
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