Pinko

By: Mr. Wilson on January 19, 2006

Crud, I think I have conjunctivitis, aka pink eye. I've had a head cold on and off for a while now, and I think it has just decided to relocate into my eyes. ::sigh:: I suppose I should call up my doctor. Oh wait... I forgot, I don't have a doctor right now. My previous doctor, who had treated various members of my immediate and extended family for decades, retired in December. Hmm. I guess I need to get my medical records and go find me somebody to give me some drugs.

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beerorkid

January 19, 2006 at 4:00PM

Mortician:What, what is it doc?
Doctor:Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky.
Mortician:Oh no, you mean

Mr. Wilson

January 20, 2006 at 2:49PM

I guess I was wrong. By yesterday afternoon my eyes were pretty much normal, and they’re still normal today. I guess I must have just irritated them somehow.

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