Well, he feels that way, anyway. He's close enough to death that he is referring to himself in the third person, so his illness must be serious.
It's probably Ebola.
[Update: 8:09PM] My temperature is 101.0. I haven't had a temperature that high in years. I have quite a ways to break my record, though. It was something like 106 or 107. Yeah, I was prone to high fevers as a kid. [/update]
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Dude 101 is pretty high for an adult. Should I send flowers soon?
No flowers necessary. I’m back down to a more reasonable 98.1. That’s still a little high for me—normal for me is around 97—but I no longer feel like death. In fact, I probably feel better right now than I have all week. Once my nighttime Tylenol Cold kicks in, I’ll be sleeping like a baby.
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