Lincolnites are…

By: Mr. Wilson on May 25, 2007
  1. ...some of the most materialistic people and superficial people in the country it looks like it falls behind so many other core counties of metro areas.
  2. ...distressed to learn that during their 24 hour shift Firefighters also require nourishment.
  3. ...now armed against harmful chemicals from terrorists.
  4. ...proud of their “state-of-the-art” downtown, too.
  5. ...so friendly, chances are they'll quietly watch from afar and then offer their congratulations after your ceremony is over.
  6. ...struggling with the fact that each household can expect to pay an addition $200 per year after the City and County spend every cent of extra property tax revenue generated by the recent property reevaluations.
  7. ...doing things for the betterment of Lincoln.
  8. ...bound to take advantage of the city's movie theatre abundance.
  9. ...beautiful in their own special way
  10. ...depending on the trails for commuting year-round, providing yet another reason for them to be cleared and navigable.
So sayeth Google.

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mdf
May 25, 2007 at 3:39PM

The guy in #1 is the same guy from yesterday’s #9. Hope he’s happier in Ohio.

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