It's colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceberg!
Brr, I'm glad I don't have an outdoor job today. I like cool weather, but -20 wind chills just don't do it for me. While letting the dog out this morning, I got to thinking about all of my favorite "It's colder than..." phrases. As it turns out, I could only remember a couple, the one above included. Can you help me fill out my list? What are your favorite "It's colder than..." phrases? Just one thing: let's keep 'em PG-13 or cleaner. (Those of you who know what I'm talking about are giggling to yourselves; the rest of you are probably trying to figure out how in the heck a simple phrase about being cold could be rated R.)
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Don’t you have a heated seat on that thing?
At least LPS had the kids in school. What is up with all the weenies in and around Omaha? No school just due to temps? I remember waking up one day at UNL to the radio saying the wind chill was 45 below. Still went to class. Crazy no that there are “cold days.” What’s next?
Read online:
“it’s colder than George Bush’s feelings on children’s health care”
“It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love”
“it’s colder than a penguins bollock”
I remember this coming from Johnny Carson. So, it must be PG-13 or cleaner. However, that probably depends on your thought process…
It’s so cold outside that I saw a squirrel in the park with an electric hair dryer defrosting his nuts…
My Uncle Harold liked to say it was colder than a well diggers butt.
... but I would like to know how Moses’ uncle got the name “Hairoil.”
Was he a Dapper Dan man?
My Aunt Leta and Uncle Harold were known in the family as Lethal and Hairoil. He would drink most anything with alchohol and she would nag him about it.
It’s colder than…
-A potential steve pederson meeting with Frank Solich.
-A Nebraska Basketball shoot-around
hehe, it’s cold where I live as well…times like this I’m glad I’m a nerd and can sit warmly by my fireplace talking through an online community site.
I’m wearing long johns under dress slacks to work! This isn’t a hyperbole, it’s a fact! ...a ridiculous, ridiculous fact.
loved the headline on the front page this morning.
“its cold outside, no seriously, it is really cold”
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