Here’s Your Sign

By: The Missus on January 8, 2006

When I walked in to Scooter's this morning the guy behind the counter was practically in tears -- hysterical tears, that is. So I asked him, "OK, what's up?" And so he tells me this story:

Well, this lady just walked in, right? And she says, "I'll take whatever's free." I said, "Excuse me?" And she repeated, "I'll take the free drink." I told her I was sorry, but that we didn't give away free drinks. She says "Your sign outside says you have a free drink." I said, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm not sure what you're talking about." She was agitated at this point. She insisted I give her the free drink that the sign promised. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you're going to need to show me this sign, because I'm not sure what you're talking about." So we walked outside, and she pointed to the sign. Sure enough, there it was... "Free WiFi"

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Derrick Stolee

January 9, 2006 at 7:33AM

HAHAHAHA… i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard. Of course, I’m a nerd, so hilarity is expected from that comment.

Mr. Wilson

January 9, 2006 at 3:16PM

I think they ought to make The WiFi an actual drink. Maybe give people a shot of tap water when they ask for their “Free Wifi”. It could be a fun little marketing gimmick.

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