Friday Five

By: Mr. Wilson on October 6, 2006
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Goodyear workers are on strike, so here are five things they can do to entertain themselves:
  1. Count the number of trains that roll along Cornhusker Highway, and have a party for every 100th one.
  2. Hold a Prettiest Picket Sign contest. Award extra points for Best Use of Glitter.
  3. Stand guard at Lincoln High in case any rabid mothers try to get into fights.
  4. Break the world record for most rides on the train around the Lincoln Children's Zoo.
  5. Hunt for elk on Superior Street.

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GOT
October 8, 2006 at 5:42AM

Unions have so live out their usefulness!  They seem to have become modern-day mafia orgs.  But then if they weren’t around ALL the jobs would be overseas… or would they?

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