Dear Tiger Beetles: Drop Dead

By: Mr. Wilson on July 2, 2008
Am I an evil bastard for not caring about the endangered tiger beetle's plight? I feel like I should care. It seems uncouth to sit idly by while a species goes extinct. But so far, I just haven't been able to stir up any outrage over the potential loss of a critter that has no measurable impact on my life. Or on anybody else's life, for that matter. A lazy way of thinking, I know. Will any of you come to the tiger beetle's aid and defend the resources required to ensure the beetle's survival?

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Fletch
July 2, 2008 at 1:30PM

I think the amount of land they are setting aside for these beetles, and the money they are spending, is outrageous. I also must be an evil bastard. (Neal, don’t go there…lol)

Dave K
July 2, 2008 at 1:58PM

You can add me to the ‘evil bastard’ list.  It’s kind of ironic you mention this, because there was a beetle-looking thing on the sidewalk this morning that I ‘accidentally’ stepped on. I quietly hoped it was one of these tiger beetles just so that we’re a little closer to not having to read about them anymore.

CP
July 2, 2008 at 2:46PM

Me three. I’m not an evil bastard though. I prefer to think of myself as “grizzled.”

CP
July 2, 2008 at 2:47PM

Niiiice.

one2bsure
July 2, 2008 at 5:46PM

Ah…you all need to go see (or read) Horton Hears a Who….

Albeit the beetles aren’t people, but who are we to say what species is most important on earth? And what’s wrong with setting aside some open space in this urban world? And Dave K, when you’re the last of a couple dozen humans wandering in what’s left of the mess we’ve made, may something accidentally step on you and secretly feel good about it.

Dave K
July 2, 2008 at 6:11PM

“Who are we to say what species is most important on Earth?”  I don’t know, you tell me, since you’re the one that seems to be advocating spending millions of dollars on one species of beetle.

Mr. T
July 2, 2008 at 7:14PM

I don’t know if anyone would come to the aid of the beetle specifically, but I think there might be much more eyebrow raising here if we are talking about preserving some of the prairie and wetlands around Lancaster County. This article does not provide a lot of context. The way it is framed is - “lets pay millions to save these beetles,” but there is little other information about wider ecological consequences, or alternatives with which that land could be used for.

Fletch
July 2, 2008 at 8:23PM

I love Horton. However, there are many other varieties of these beetles around the Earth (the article quotes 2,500 tiger species worldwide), and if they are so awesome, they can learn to adapt. Does each beetle need 6 acres of land? I don’t have 6 acres of land, and I pay my taxes. Who was the last Tiger Beetle who built a bridge or saved a child or gave back to the community? It’s Darwin, baby. Aren’t there better ways to use that kind of money and time and effort to better the area in which we live?

jake rhymes with cake
July 4, 2008 at 1:30AM

they’re not endangered anyone else but here. they might be thriving elsewhere. maybe someone should tell the tiger beetles they need to relocate. LOL!

jake rhymes with cake
July 4, 2008 at 4:56AM

anyone = anywhere—ENGLISH FAIL!

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