Daisy May, Astronomer

By: Mr. Wilson on March 6, 2006
Daisy discovered the moon today. It really wouldn't have been a notable event, except that she seemed so fascinated by it. She was completely captivated, to the point that she nearly tipped over from staring upwards too long. It was inspiring to watch. I turned my head and looked at the moon, too. It was beautiful, that half moon high in the crisp, blue, springtime Nebraska sky. I looked back at Daisy, imagining how her little doggy brain must have been working overtime trying to figure out what the moon was. Maybe, just maybe, at that moment she was pondering, in puppy terms, the size of the world around her, that it was far, far bigger than the little area she gets to walk around every day. I imagined that maybe she was actually achieving some sort of canine-sized philosophical nirvana. I was so proud at that moment. Then Daisy looked me square in the eyes, leaned over, and proceeded to lick her crotch. Dogs are stupid.

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beerorkid
March 7, 2006 at 3:04PM

lol

I have been making my dogs learn spanish.  We leave univision on while we are gone.  Does not seem to work though.

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