A student came up to The Missus today and asked if he could borrow a pencil. She told him "Sure, if you hand over some collateral." So he reached into his pocket and pulled out the only thing in there.
A condom.
Ahh, the joys of teaching America's youth. On the plus side, at least he wears a helmet whle riding the village bicycle.
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Used or unused?
what ages again?
Is there hope for humanity?
Excellent reference to the International Man of Mystery!
I only hope your wife doesn’t teach elementary school.
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