Cat Fights Are a Sin of the Times

By: Mr. Wilson on January 25, 2013
What's going on in Lincoln? There are some strange skirmishes going on this week. Is it the weather? Crimestoppers is looking for a man who picked a fight at Cappy's. The reason for the beatin'? Math. I would love to know more details about that one. I bet they were arguing over whether or not 0.9999... equals 1. My friends and I had some heated discussions over that one back in high school. I guess we were fortunate that our disagreement didn't escalate to fisticuffs. And yesterday one Anthony Whitney hit a man with a truck because he was feeding stray cats. Now, I understand that feeding strays is widely considered to be poor form. But deserving of motor vehicular assault? I don't think so. Now I'm feeling inclined to go look up other bizarre assaults. Are you aware of any others?


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January 25, 2013 at 2:40PM

The dudes at Cappy’s should have just settled their differences over some pi.

January 25, 2013 at 5:28PM

Why do we let issues like this divide us?

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