Good news! The criminal justice system in Lincoln is so under worked, they have the time and energy to bicker about whether or not a porn star's nipple covering was opaque, or merely translucent. As a responsible citizen, I demand to see the photographic evidence so I can make up my own mind.
Which raises another topic: Lincoln's anti-nudity ordinance is a laugher. C'mon, people, does anybody actually believe that the difference between naked and clothed is the opacity of material covering one's nipples? I really wish I had been at the City Council meetings where that topic was debated.
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not to mention once the city council changed it to that, we got our g strings back.
lol
What would you rather them do? Lincoln’s citizens aren’t the only ones that are bored on a daily basis, the cops get bored also. We should feel fortunate that they have the time to follow Melissa and make sure she’s keeping her clothes on. That’s better than them having to be wrapped up in serious crime fighting. We should feel fortunate that the opacity of nipple coverings is the most our justice department has to worry about.
My nipples at present are uncovered.
Come get my Tom Casady.
Come get my Tom Casady.
You named yours “Tom Casady”?! Joshua, buddy, that’s just weird.
Crud. My secret’s out.
Okay next version of Lincolnite better include the ability to edit comments, so that these little embarassing typographical errors (or freudian slips…?) don’t happen again.
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