A Bird in the Garage is Worth…

By: Mr. Wilson on June 18, 2005
I had an interesting experience last night. I discovered a bird sitting in the rafters in my garage. No big deal, right? The garage door was open, so surely the bird could just leave on its own. Or not. The damn bird could not figure out how to get out of the garage. It flew around the garage, banged into the walls and rafters, and at one point got itself stuck in an exhaust fan in the ceiling. I tried to help (by threatening it with a broom) but to no avail. I didn't see it this morning, so either it found a way out last night before I shut the garage door, or it is laying dead in a corner somewhere. Stupid bird.

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