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Damn you, Mr. T, for showing me this. I'll be distracted the rest of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you UNL's collection of government comics. It's a great little collection of American propaganda informational materials history. Some are boring, some are amusing, and some ... well, as you can see from the image above, political correctness hadn't quite caught on yet. This stuff is gold. Tell your boss I'm sorry I caused you to be distracted for the rest of the day.

UNL Chancellor Harvey Perlman has announced UNL's budget cuts to account for its $3.7 million share of NU's $8.5 million shortfall. The cuts include 56.1 FTE positions, many of them vacant. Twenty-eight employees will lose all or part of their jobs. This narrative summary of the cuts is an informative read.

Submitted without comment: Board weighs question: Husker sweat pants worth $10 or $12?

I've been meaning to blog about this for months, but this morning's Deena Winter column is finally going to get me to do it: Those Vegas-style signs outside Grand Manse (aka Old Fed) are horrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to flashy signage. I wouldn't even mind spiffier electronic billboards around town. But Grand Manse's two electronic signs are completely out of character with the building. The first time I saw one of the signs I asked, "When did they put a strip club in Old Fed?" I feel the building owners' pain. They want you to pay attention to a building that they can't directly apply other signage to. Yeah, I know, boo hoo for the people who knew that when they bought the joint. Still... I don't have any alternative solutions, and I doubt, after spending what must have been big bucks on the two signs, they're all that interested in hearing them anyway. What do you think about the signs?

OK folks, fess up. Who among you have tickets to Larry the Cable Guy's July 4th show? (Note: 3,400 more tickets are now available.) I've never been a big fan of the Larry persona, but from what I hear Dan Whitney himself is a class act. I think the show I'd really like to attend is Dan Whitney talking about the Larry the Cable Guy phenomenon. Sort of a Blue Collar Tour meets Inside the Actors' Studio meets An Evening With Kevin Smith. Come on, you know you'd be all over that.

This isn't going to make the LJS commenters happy. Former City Council member Dan Marvin is expected to accept a new gig as coordinator of the City's efforts to build a new arena in the Haymarket. The job, under the Urban Development Department, will pay approximately $70,000. What will get many Lincolnites in a huff? Two things. First, the job apparently wasn't open to the public. Regardless of Marvin's qualifications, that can certainly give the impression that local politicians are in the habit of keeping each other employed through gigs like this. Second, at a time when the budget is awfully tight, Mayor Beutler is willing to spend some $100,000 -- I'm including a very rough estimate of benefits -- toward a project that is far from a certainty. What say you, Lincolnites? Is this job (and job offer) a crock that we citizens should be fired up about? Or is any uproar much ado about nothing?

Channel 10/11 is now broadcasting its newscasts in widescreen, making it the first "in the market" to do so. Not that it matters to a dinosaur like me. A fancy-pants widescreen HDTV is still an item of the future as far as The Wilsons are concerned. Still, it's good to see continued progress in moving television forward. Onward and upward to 4K!

Lincoln's first female mayor, Helen Boosalis, has died. I wish I could say more, but I didn't even know what a mayor was while she held the office. I do just barely remember her 1986 run for governor against Kay Orr, but the significance of the event -- it was the first time two women had run against each other in a state's gubernatorial race -- mostly went over my head. I'm sure some of you have memories of Ms. Boosalis, both from her life as a politician as well as her life outside of politics. Please share.

Last summer, The Missus won a gift certificate to a bed and breakfast from her employer. We finally used it this past weekend at Pine Crest Farms Bed & Breakfast, situated between Valparaiso and Ceresco, just north of Lincoln. I have never stayed at a B&B before so I don't have anything compare to, but Pine Crest was every bit as enjoyable as I had hoped. It began with our greeting committee. As soon as I opened the car door, there was Boson, the beautiful five year-old resident canine. (Good luck on your cataract surgery this week, Boson!) Not far behind was Don Gould, who runs the place along with his brother, Jack, and sister-in-law Harriett. The Goulds are wonderful and friendly people with whom, it turns out, we had a few things in common. Pine Crest Farms consists of two houses with both guest rooms and common rooms in each. With double-occupancy rates from $65 to $100, you will find a room that works for you. The rooms are cozy and comfortable, each with a different theme. (We stayed in the Philadelphia Room.) There is also an in-ground pool on the property, but we didn't investigate it much since the weather wasn't exactly pool-friendly. Breakfast varies each day, but ours included banana bread, coffee cake, eggs benedict, and a giant bowl of fresh fruit. Beyond that, it included friendly conversation with the Goulds and the other guests (a couple from the Fullerton area). In fact, we ended up sitting at the breakfast table for three hours; we would have stayed longer, but I had to get back to Lincoln to work a 3v3 soccer tournament. Guys, if you're looking for a great anniversary or birthday gift, you can't go wrong here. Or you can do what we did and have a simple "just because" night or weekend away with no kids, no phones, and no computers. It was extraordinarily relaxing. The Missus is already talking about doing it again in the fall.

In a bit of local soccer news, Lincoln's Tyler Polak who was chosen for Parade's All-America High School Soccer Team. Tyler played for Pius X his freshman year, and he has spent the past two years at the U.S. Soccer Residency program in Bradenton, Florida. Polak has played soccer around the world, and he hopes to play in the U-17 World Cup this November. Congratulations, Tyler!

Three quick food-related updates from this weekend. First up, I read somewhere -- I think it was the Journal Star, but I don't see the piece online -- that Magnolia closed last week. That location on 8th Street in the Haymarket just can't quite find a winning formula. The piece I read made it sound like another tenant isn't far behind. jwiltshire was sure to remind me that jtk isn't far away. Next, Branched Oak Inn in Malcolm is closed. However a joint called Kerry's Hog Wild BBQ is now open in the Branched Oak Marina on the north side of the lake. It's nothing fancy, and it's most definitely not vegetarian friendly, but it's not bad for a meal. Apparently it opened four weeks ago, and the owners got the call just two weeks before that. Last, the Wilsons had a little Phat Jack's BBQ last night at Holmes Lake as part of a fundraiser for City Impact. The ribs were pretty darn tasty. I suppose I need to check out Phat Jack's actual location (4050 Cornhusker) to give them a real try. Speaking of that fundraiser, kudos to the jazz combo that played over suppertime. Good stuff.

The Missus and I were going to hit up the Branched Oak Inn for supper tonight, but the listed phone number has been disconnected. Do any of you know if the restaurant is still around? If not, what are our other dining options in the area?

Every now and again I like to get a giggle from sites like Overheard in New York and Not Always Right. But even more fun that that is hearing bizarre conversations in real life. People really do say and do the darndest things. Like the time I was walking down the hall at Southeast High School and I overheard one teacher say to another, "I are smart I are. Good kidneys." That non sequitur was so jarring I still remember it some twelve-plus years later. Another example happened to The Missus just the other day. She took Robbie and his friend, Collin, to McDonald's for lunch. Now, most of you know that Robbie is black with dark curly hair. Collin, on the other hand, is a pasty white kid with fiery red hair. So what did a passerby say when she saw Robbie and Collin together? "Aw, how cute! Twins!" Astounding biological improbabilities aside, at least she was being open-minded. What are some of the wackiest things you've overheard in Lincoln?

A few weeks ago, Jack and John brought up the topic of (in)famous local jingles you just can't get out of your head. One that I remember is "Russwood Chrysler Plymouth / You're number one in all we do!". Except the jingle doesn't work so well for a dealership that no longer sells Chryslers. One of these days, remembering that jingle is going to be a sign that I'm an old timer, isn't it?