Several City Council candidates
attended a forum yesterday. Here are my impressions based only on the little I know about them:
Ken Svoboda: The Thomas Magnum look-alike who dances like MC Hammer and whose home is filled with dead houseplants.
John Haltom: The Hugh Hefner wanna-be who walks with a cocky gait and answers questions with a confident "Daaamn right".
Gene Carroll: The bookish one who never met a Chris Beutler idea he didn't like.
Adam Hornung: The small-town boy slash Hollywood lawyer who came to Lincoln to film a pilot for a new reality show.
Jayne Snyder: The perky fitness guru who always wears sweats and can't stop jogging in place.
T
oberlin Burger: The unemployed guy with the rumpled clothes who just really needs a job.
Jane Kinsey: The pessimist who dresses her kids in bubble wrap and whose dog is named Eeyore.
Erin Pierson: The staunch oppositionist who, like a political Bob Kelso, can't say "No" enough.
Come on,
Neal, I just know you can turn this into a rockin' graphic voter education guide!