Just Plain FUBAR

September 23, 2005 at 4:14am By: Mr. T Posted in Mr. T's Den

I like Jeb Bush a lot more than his brother. Seriously. The guy is a damn good governor. I’ll give him that. But when he gets all “mystical/exotic/oriental” I find it a bit strange, particularly as an Asian-American. Hmmm.  I got no “moo-goo-gai-pan” recipes or karate moves to teach him… 

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Mr. Wilson September 23, 2005 at 4:56am

Sorry to edit part of your post, Mr. T. I hate being a censor, but certain words splashed in large red type at the very top of the blog tend to have a negative effect on readership.

Which reminds me: I’ve meant to enable a flag in the control panel so that you can make a post only show up on your own blog’s page (http://lincolnite.com/mrtsden/) and not on the full blog listing page (http://lincolnite.com/blogs/). With that protection in place, I’ll stop being such a censor.

And yes, I know I’m a hypocrite. I’ve used my fair share of colorful language in titles on the blog before. But that was before anybody actually read this stuff.

Steve September 23, 2005 at 6:07am

Well, at least the URL of this post still contains the original language.  I promise never to use such salty language when writing about how awful the football team is.

Anyway…Umm…Wow!  Does this have anything to do with the Onion article from a couple years ago about Rumsfeld as the Boss in Mortal Kombat taking all challengers.

I don’t know about your pronouncement of Jeb as a good governor, though.  How hard is it when the President is your brother?  Don’t ask the still-living orphaned or foster children in Florida how great a governor Jeb is.

Mr. T September 23, 2005 at 3:56pm

Well, yes, I’m not THAT big of a Jeb fan. But I do think he is much brighter than big brother and more as a state leader there (although I guess its easy to be an effective governor if you can push around a legislature filled with noobies ala term limits).

But after reading about this little “unleash Chang” nonsense it does make me question his sanity. I’m not normally one to focus in on the dumbass commentary/feet-in-mouth statements that politicians of all stripes make. I just found this one to be particularly hilarious and not to mention irksome, and it is NOT an Onion article either. I wonder if “Chang” regards Jeb as a “mystical warrior” too or does he only have grasshopper status? Do “Chang” and Jeb regularly converse about the wisdom of conservative American principles? Does “Chang” have more golden swords to give to Florida state politicians?

Perhaps Jeb can replace ODB and join the Wutang Clan.

Mr. T September 23, 2005 at 4:09pm

Mr. Wilson—ahhh, my bad dude. I should have used more mature discretion in my phraseology.

In anycase, I am undaunted. You see, I also have a mystical warrior friend named Chang by my side. I rely on Chang regularly and turn to this great warrior for advice all the time. In times of great need and as a last resort, I, too, will unleash Chang. He has never let me down before.

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