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Lincoln’s own Melissa Lincoln is in trouble again, this time for forcing an oversized sex toy upon an unwilling fellow naked netizen. And to think, she began her career as an innocent Midwestern girl…

I’m trying to think of something clever, but I’ve got nothing.  This is one of those things that has so much potential for funny, and yet so horrible.  From what I’ve heard she was more coerced than forced.  But then again I don’t pay for satellite radio so I wouldn’t know.

Chalk it up to another sign of the apocolypse.

Shock radio, in its search for the lowest common denominator, has found it.