You Want a Pizza This?

July 28, 2010 at 1:00pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

Two questions: First, who robs a pizza delivery person? That’s such a sad, pathetic crime. Aside from being horribly cliche, it’s also remarkably easy (relatively speaking). Where’s the honor or glory in that? I would think a criminal admitting to such a crime would be roughly equivalent to a web developer admitting he uses Internet Explorer 6 for his daily web browsing. The shame!

Second, I wonder if there’s a way to add a dye pack to pizza boxes like those added to bags of money at the bank. It wouldn’t have to be a literal dye pack, just some kind of inexpensive mechanism that achieves the same effect. Budding entrepreneurs, get to work.

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Peter July 28, 2010 at 3:21pm

The infamous Willie Sutton was once asked why he robbed banks.  “Because that’s where the money is”, he reportedly answered. 

Same with pizza guys.  They’re guaranteed to be carrying money, if only to make change.

macappleteacher August 6, 2010 at 2:56pm

So, it turns out most of South Korea, the most connected internet country in the world, still uses IE6. Every PC-room I visit has super fast computers…and IE6. It’s such a drag having to install chrome every time I sit down.

We clearly need to figure out a dye pack for people that think IE6 is appropriate!  smile

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