They’re HOW Old?!

November 23, 2005 at 3:25pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

Three morons have been arrested for a BB shooting spree that caused over $100,000 damage earlier this month. Wait, let me correct that: three adult morons have been arrested. Chad Renker, Zachary Collier, and Eric Chambers, ages 21, 19, and 19, were picked up at their homes on Monday.

The trio is suspected of involvement in as many as 205 individual vandalism incidents in a single weekend. What’s an appropriate punishment for damage on that scale? I think a $100 fine for each offense and six months in jail is appropriate. Or better yet, if they’re found guilty in all 205 incidents, how about one day per incident? What would you suggest?

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beerorkid November 23, 2005 at 5:34pm

having to watch the movie rent twenty times in a row.

shudder cringe

Mr. T November 24, 2005 at 12:30am

I wonder if they’ll ever get them for all the reported incidents. I don’t know enough about specific kinds of insurance to guess if the victims will ever be properly compensated. Even if it does it still ultimately passes the cost down to the carriers. I think a few months is reasonable. They should also put them on probation afterwords and garnish their wages for the next x amount of years until what is owed is paid off.

PTG November 30, 2005 at 6:06pm

According to Sharia, the perpetrators should each have one eye put out with the offending air rifle.

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