The T is for Terrorist
Mr. T just called. He has been trying to get back to Lincoln for over a day now after a trip back east. Last night he ended up in Chicago, and today he is stuck in Denver. But he isn’t just stuck in the “our plane hasn’t taken off yet” sense. That wouldn’t be worth a blog post. No, Mr. T and his fellow passengers are on a bus bound for who-knows-where that is being escorted by two SUV’s of the sort that you always see the Feds driving in movies. Apparently something tripped the TSA’s alarms and now Mr. T is seeing our “Homeland Security” folks in action. (Mr. T isn’t impressed so far.)
I can’t wait for Mr. T to get back so he can tell us the full story. That is, of course, unless all the passengers are on their way to Guantanamo. If that’s the case: T, can I have your new computer?