Don't worry about paying the bills, fellow Lincolnites. Now that I know how easy it can be to extort a couple million out of big companies, I have a plan: we somehow get LPD to soil itself over a pop machine (maybe we tape a picture of Melissa Midwest to it), shut down the city, and then sue the bajeebers out of Coca-Cola. Wash, rinse, repeat, and suddenly we have ourselves an arena.
I know I know, that's a tad heavy on the sarcasm for a Monday. But geez, $2 million for littering? Come on.
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So being as The Company is taking full and complete blame for this and ponying up $2 million, does that mean all charges will be dropped against the two guys? Or will the continue prosecuting them for creating hoax devices?
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