Smooth Criminal

April 16, 2012 at 1:25pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

Here’s another great one from Crime Mapping in my neighborhood:

UNK PTY SMEARED PEANUT BUTTER AND SYRUP ON VIC’S VEH

Translated, that’s “Unknown party smeared peanut butter and syrup on victim’s vehicle”. Between this, last week’s Axe Body Spray theft, and many of the other crime reports I’ve seen in the past, we have some very unusual criminals in my neighborhood.

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Just Thinkin' April 16, 2012 at 4:02pm

The culprit probably left behind some sticky fingerprints. In wonder if LPD called in the CSI lab to collect evidence.

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