Silent Night, Halloween Night

By: Mr. Wilson on November 1, 2005
Silent night, Halloween night All is calm, no ghouls in sight Back in my day the night was so wild Now my doorstep sees nary a child Where are the young trick-or-treaters? Where are the young trick-or-treaters? Silent night, Halloween night Nobody quakes at the sights No ghosts or goblins stream up to my door Who did I buy all this damn candy for? Criminy this night is boring! Criminy I am so bored! Silent night, Halloween night A lonely moth circles 'neath the porch light Oh how I long to hear the trick-or-treats Instead here I wait eating all of the sweets Expanding the size of my girth Oh! Would you look at that girth!

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Christopher
November 2, 2005 at 2:36AM

awwww…no kiddos?!?

You could have come over here. Two big bags of candy and that wasn’t enough. A quick trip to Target to get another bag, and even that wasn’t enough. We had to turn away a few trick or treaters.

D.M.B.
November 2, 2005 at 8:26AM

We didn’t have that many trick-or-treaters either.  My roomate said only a dozen and a half maybe.  I’m guessing we have a low kid neighborhood.  We have way to much candy left over.  I remember when I was a kid we’d get 50-75 kids to the door.

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