Ray Stevens Hopes You Don’t Say “I’m Kissin’ You Goodbye”

January 28, 2010 at 2:45pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

Ray Stevens wants to continue The Streak he’s on with a third full term as County Commissioner. Don’t think Stevens is one of those Party People, he is a Funny Man who thinks Everything Is Beautiful. He loves Power Tools and is never Too Drunk To Fish. Mr. Stevens is In The Mood for at least One More Last Chance before he makes his Great Escape.

Of course Jane Raybould, his likely opponent, asks “Can He Love You Half as Much as I?” Ms. Raybould thinks Stevens is a Clown and would love to put him on a Losin’ Streak after sending him Where The Sun Don’t Shine.

The ball is in the People’s Court now. Among these two Sex Symbols, will We The People vote for Stevens, or will we send him to the nearest Shriner’s Convention?

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