Lincoln’s Cops Will Be Busy This Week
LPD will be busy over the next week with Independence Day-related law-breakers. Keep an eye on the number and types of police calls the officers get to deal with this week. Seriously people, don’t bug the cops with little crap like “Little Johnny is playing with lady fingers!” Try to resolve it yourself first. (Hint: Try playing the same Raffi tune—any Raffi tune—over and over and over again as loud as you can make your stereo. The troublemakers will be forced to go elsewhere.) And if you’re the type who just haaaaas to celebrate American independence by blowing up overpriced Chinese noisemakers, don’t be a prick to your neighbors, mmmkay?
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