It’s Colder Than…
It’s colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceberg!
Brr, I’m glad I don’t have an outdoor job today. I like cool weather, but -20 wind chills just don’t do it for me. While letting the dog out this morning, I got to thinking about all of my favorite “It’s colder than...” phrases. As it turns out, I could only remember a couple, the one above included. Can you help me fill out my list? What are your favorite “It’s colder than...” phrases? Just one thing: let’s keep ‘em PG-13 or cleaner. (Those of you who know what I’m talking about are giggling to yourselves; the rest of you are probably trying to figure out how in the heck a simple phrase about being cold could be rated R.)
The Comments
beerorkid says It’s colder than...my mother in February 20, 2008 at 10:02am
It’s colder than…
my mother in laws stare
a tick on a Mississippi coon dog on a Montana morning.
I got a ride in this morning, I draw the line at negative temps.
Mr. Wilson says RE: It’s colder than...my mother in February 20, 2008 at 10:09am
Don’t you have a heated seat on that thing?
Fletch says At least LPS had the February 20, 2008 at 10:09am
At least LPS had the kids in school. What is up with all the weenies in and around Omaha? No school just due to temps? I remember waking up one day at UNL to the radio saying the wind chill was 45 below. Still went to class. Crazy no that there are “cold days.” What’s next?
Whopper says I remember this coming from February 20, 2008 at 10:11am
I remember this coming from Johnny Carson. So, it must be PG-13 or cleaner. However, that probably depends on your thought process…
It’s so cold outside that I saw a squirrel in the park with an electric hair dryer defrosting his nuts…
West A Dad says Read online: "it's colder than February 20, 2008 at 10:11am
Read online:
“it’s colder than George Bush’s feelings on children’s health care”
“It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love”
“it’s colder than a penguins bollock”
Moses says My Old Uncle Hairoil February 20, 2008 at 10:12am
My Uncle Harold liked to say it was colder than a well diggers butt.
foxspit says I don't have one... February 20, 2008 at 11:02am
... but I would like to know how Moses’ uncle got the name “Hairoil.”
Was he a Dapper Dan man?
Moses says Not a Dapper Dan February 20, 2008 at 11:09am
My Aunt Leta and Uncle Harold were known in the family as Lethal and Hairoil. He would drink most anything with alchohol and she would nag him about it.
D.M.B. says It's colder than...-A potential steve February 21, 2008 at 12:03am
It’s colder than…
-A potential steve pederson meeting with Frank Solich.
-A Nebraska Basketball shoot-around
Haris says cold sucks February 21, 2008 at 6:32am
hehe, it’s cold where I live as well...times like this I’m glad I’m a nerd and can sit warmly by my fireplace talking through an online community site.
Nikki says It's SO cold that... February 21, 2008 at 2:39pm
I’m wearing long johns under dress slacks to work! This isn’t a hyperbole, it’s a fact! ...a ridiculous, ridiculous fact.
beerorkid says loved the headline on the February 21, 2008 at 2:42pm
loved the headline on the front page this morning.
“its cold outside, no seriously, it is really cold”