I Have Seen the Face of Google … And He Has a Beard
Many people have guessed what Google looks like. They are all wrong. Google is a middle-aged white man who enjoys hanging out in the SCC parking lot. Meet Google:

Congrats to Nikki for unmasking the All-Knowing One!
The Comments
CP says Whoa! June 15, 2008 at 6:57pm
Not what I would have imagined, but it seems to fit.