Global Warming is Good

By: Mr. Wilson on January 28, 2005
Global warming is a good thing, or so say a few scientists:
"Instead of driving us to the brink of environmental disaster, human intervention and technology progress will be seen as vital activities that have unintentionally delayed the onset of a catastrophic ice age."
You heard 'em, go start up your cars and start belching out fumes. It's for the protection of the human species, darnit!

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Christopher
January 29, 2005 at 12:00AM

Ummm…you call this weather global warming?!? Can I go back to Texas soon?

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