Friday Five
By: Mr. Wilson on
December 1, 2006
- John Camp could have won the Tour de France, but he decided to allow his good friend Lance Armstrong give it a shot, since Lance's post-cancer comeback made a nice story for the media.
- Camp could have won the National Spelling Bee, but he decided it was "a kids' activity".
- Camp was up for the Heisman, but he bowed out after some kid whined that he would "go back to Omaha and tell on you to my mom!"
- Camp could have had Tom Cruise as a mate, but the Scientology weirded him out. Camp suggested Tom go with his second best option, Katie Holmes, instead.
- John Camp could kick Chuck Norris's ass any day of the week, but Camp allows Norris to stay around because "it's funny watching people fawn over such a nancy boy".
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Heh heh, good ones!
Mr. Wilson is firing on all cylinders today!
Camp could have replaced Frank Solich as head coach for the Huskers but he didn’t want to look mean by running up the score up on Texas and Oklahoma every season.
Ahhh Eric Crouch jokes, they never get old.
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