Cat Fights Are a Sin of the Times

January 25, 2013 at 2:20pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

What’s going on in Lincoln? There are some strange skirmishes going on this week. Is it the weather?

Crimestoppers is looking for a man who picked a fight at Cappy’s. The reason for the beatin’? Math. I would love to know more details about that one. I bet they were arguing over whether or not 0.9999… equals 1. My friends and I had some heated discussions over that one back in high school. I guess we were fortunate that our disagreement didn’t escalate to fisticuffs.

And yesterday one Anthony Whitney hit a man with a truck because he was feeding stray cats. Now, I understand that feeding strays is widely considered to be poor form. But deserving of motor vehicular assault? I don’t think so.

Now I’m feeling inclined to go look up other bizarre assaults. Are you aware of any others?

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Fletch January 25, 2013 at 2:40pm

The dudes at Cappy’s should have just settled their differences over some pi.

Nikkidemas January 25, 2013 at 5:11pm

Nikkidemas January 25, 2013 at 5:28pm

Why do we let issues like this divide us?

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