Amazing Bill in the Unicameral

March 3, 2005 at 10:40am By: Mr. Wilson Posted in The Lincolnite Blog

Freshman Sen. Gwen Howard has proposed an incredible new law. In her words:

“The bill would prevent kids from ever being a part of the child-welfare system,” said Howard, who was a state social worker for 35 years.

Well holy cow, how can anybody not support this bill? It’s a veritable cure-all!

I expect Ms. Howard will soon be proposing laws to:

  • Cure cancer
  • Halt global warming
  • Provide a surplus of nutritious, tasty food for every Nebraska citizen
  • End spam, spyware, malware, and popups

This woman is obviously incredible. How come she isn’t governor?

Obligatory anti-term limits note: This is the kind of irresponsible hyperbole you get from freshman senators. Once term limits are imposed, roughly 1/3 of our senators will be freshmen or sophomores in any given year. Fantastic.

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