Who Would Steal a Man’s Cologne?
By: Mr. Wilson on
April 11, 2012
I subscribe to Crime Mapping so I receive the occasional email describing any reported crimes in my neighborhood. It's a nifty little service for keeping tabs on the neighborhood. For example, over the past couple days there have been several thefts out of unlocked vehicles not far from my house. It's nice to know that sort of thing.
But yesterday the thieves went too far. In my inbox this morning was this report:
TAKEN FROM VEHICLE PARKED IN DRIVEWAY AXE SPRAY COLOGNEI can't figure out which is more amusing: that somebody would steal a can of Axe, or that somebody would call the police to report it stolen.