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I wasn't going to post this, but when I saw that Nebraska is in second place behind Oklahoma, I couldn't resist. Go vote for Nebraska and tell them your favorite book, and let's try to topple those Sooners. Note that you do NOT have to enter any personal information even though the form asks for it. You can successfully submit your vote without entering your name or anything.

Don't let it be said that Neal Obermeyer's cartoons aren't influential. One of his recent cartoons inspired Mayor Chris Beutler to engage in a little philanthropy:

Hi, Neal. The Mayor's office got a big chuckle out of Sunday's cartoon! However, it inaccurately stated the Mayor's position on the issue of Harry Potter. To set the record straight, Mayor Beutler will be making a generous personal donation to Lincoln City Libraries at 9:45 a.m. tomorrow at the Eiseley branch, 1530 Superior. He would like to invite you to attend to acknowledge you and your cartoon for inspiring his donation. He will further demonstrate his interesting public persona at that time. If you have any questions, please contact me. We all look forward to meeting you! Diane Gonzolas and Mayor's staff

I don't suppose any of you Lincolnites will be able to make it to the event, will you? Sounds like Neal is going to miss it. Too bad. Do you think Mayor Beutler will show up dressed as Harry?

The Missus and I were chatting just now about a recently-married friend: THE MISSUS: Do you think Mia is pregnant? ME: Pregnant? Why do you think she's pregnant? THE MISSUS: Well, I had predicted they would get pregnant on their honeymoon. After all, all their friends have kids or are pregnant. ME: And what, pregnancy is friend-genetic? THE MISSUS: "Friend-genetic"? ME: You know, inherited from your friends... We talked a bit more and we decided "friend-genetic" was a useful word, but it was too long. We shortened it to friendetic. I hereby offer the following definition: friendetic, adjective -- of or relating to traits or behaviors acquired from or shared with one or more friends. There you have it, a new word to add to your vocabulary. I can't wait to see it at dictionary.com!

This probably makes me a weirdo, but I kind of like the billboard outside Memorial Stadium that may or may not be coming down soon. I look at it every time I get on or off I-180. But let's get to the real issue: should the City accept a $50,000 bribe payment to allow it to stand for another three years?

LJS commenter Jeannette Friesen asks:

With what authority does John Q. Public think we can help our president and the generals decide when to bring our troops home?

Ms. Friesen also wants Senators Hagel and Nelson to "submit to the powers that be". Ignore the question of whether or not we should bail out of Iraq. That's not the point. The beautiful thing about her comment is Ms. Friesen's insistence that The People shut up and just do what The Leader says is best. Seriously folks, don't do that. At any level of government. Ever.

Do you remember a couple years ago when Lancaster County Events Center officials wanted to spend $18 to $20 million to build a new arena, and we were told it was a great deal, there was a huge demand, and so on? A lot of folks -- me included -- had doubts. As it turns out our hesitation may have been a good thing, considering the new plan is less than half the size of the original. If the other half was so great, where did it go? Doubtfulness gone too far can turn into unwarranted negativity, and that's no good. But when it comes to promises from government officials about the supposed return on a large investment, some degree of skepticism is healthy. Maybe we would have been fine had we gone with the $18 million plan. Yet if it doesn't sound like a good idea these short couple years later, doesn't that make you wonder? Whenever I see things like this I immediately think "Haymarket arena". Maybe Lincoln can support an 18,000+ seat arena. That would be awesome. Considering how often governments -- and the consultants telling them fairy tales of projects that bring unlimited riches to the community -- oversell rather than undersell, however, I'm not going to jump on that bandwagon just yet. Wouldn't it be great if governments were dispassionate bodies incapable of being drawn into the hype and hyperbole that surrounds big projects?

Apparently somebody in Lincoln is ga-ga over Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. Have you noticed? There are hand-made signs posted all over town. Ron Paul has quite the following on the web, but his "real world" allure has been overshadowed by the public's love for all things Clinton-Obama-Giuliani (etc.). To see some of the online excitement bleed onto Lincoln's streets is kind of amusing. Who knows, maybe Lincoln will vote Paul in next year's primary. Well, no, probably not. Ron Paul doesn't stand a chance for two simple reasons: he isn't promising anybody any freebies, and he plans to solve problems by doing nothing rather than something. To Americans, "free" stuff = good, and inaction = bad. Paul has his work cut out for him if he wants to change those equations.

Less than a day old and already no parents. That's no good. Having done some research on related topics, it pains me to see parents -- well, mostly mothers; the dads usually aren't in the picture by this point -- make these sorts of decisions in light of all of the other options available to them. I am thankful that this mother chose to deliver, and to do so at a hospital. But then she just left, and since Nebraska doesn't have any sort of safe haven law, that puts her and her child in an awkward position. In particular, it makes her a criminal rather than a woman who made a responsible choice. And it makes her child a ward of the state rather than an infant with a loving family ready to welcome it to the world with open arms. If you know somebody who might one day find herself in a similar position, I hope you help her make a better choice.

Well damn. I sure was bummed to see that George Landolt -- of George's Red Pepper Grill and Crawdaddy's fame -- died last week. I wasn't all that surprised, though. A while back a little birdie had told us that George was having diabetes-related health problems. At the time it was isolated to his foot, but it was serious enough that the word "amputate" came up more than once. I don't know a lot about diabetes, but I do know that once you start having to talk about chopping off body parts, you might be in for a bumpy road. The little birdie even half-joked that if George kept neglecting his health, it would kill him. Ha. So long, George, and thanks for the tacos.

Moses recently stopped by Dino's Eastside Grill. He shares his first impressions in the forum.

I would like to ask you a favor. I could really use your help in evaluating Lincolnite. What is Lincolnite? What should it be? What could it be? Who should it serve, and how should it serve them? In the near future I will be putting a lot of time and resources into Lincolnite. I know I have said it before, but this time I mean it. I'll leave it at that. Have at it. Brainstorm, vent, wax philosophical, identify big things or little things ... whatever trips your trigger. I'll be watching the comments closely.

We're number 1! We're number 1! We're number 1! Number 50 is more like it, but what can I say, I'm an optimist. I wonder how long we'll hold the distinction of having the highest gas prices in the nation? Normally we're right around average. Not that it matters; Nebraskans will find a way to complain one way or another.

Note to self: If I want to find out what's new in Lincoln after being out of town for a week, I shouldn't bother reading the letters to the editor.

Just now I stumbled across a cool website that calculates a "Walk Score" for your home. A Walk Score is a measure of how easy it is to walk to businesses and services from your home. Our place at 625 Elm Street (that's near 48th and Highway 2, by the way) score 68 out of 100. How does your home score?