The Ice Man Eateth

July 14, 2005 at 8:02pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

I saw Ice Man today! He was eating at Chipotle with some girl. I really wanted to go up to him and say “Dude, you were, like, so gay in Top Gun. That volleyball scene was soooo homoerotic. How come the director cut out the Ice Man / Maverick make-out scene?” But I didn’t.

Curiously, he looked just like he did in this photo, but he was wearing a green jump suit instead of a white dress uniform. And he hasn’t aged a day. In fact, that’s the strange part about the whole experience. I think Ice Man must have invented a time machine to hop from 1986 to today. He must be smart. He didn’t act all that smart in the movie.

Strange.

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