May 22, 2007 at 12:30pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

I’m best man in a wedding this weekend, so I need to prepare a speech for the reception. I already have most of it thought out, but I figured I should see if any of you have any advice for me. I already have some of the basics:

  • Keep it short.
  • Do not give a speech while drunk.
  • Beware the fine line between funny and cringe-inducing.

Anything else?

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foxspit May 22, 2007 at 1:16pm

There’s $10 in it for you if you can work the words “moist” and “panting” into the toast/speech.

D.M.B. May 22, 2007 at 2:32pm

Copy this speech:

Use your own funny anecdotes.

Robes May 22, 2007 at 7:11pm

I would like to see you give it drunk… the last time I saw you drunk and speaking about anything remotely serious was hilarious!  Either way, cannot wait to hear it… Perhaps the Missus and I will videotape it!

Mr. Wilson May 22, 2007 at 8:52pm

What do you mean “the last time” you saw me drunk? You’ve only seen me drunk once, and we had a perfectly coherent conversation, thankyouverymuch. The last time I saw YOU drunk, on the other hand, you were playing the role of Atari 2600-playing Bond villain. Now THAT was hilarious! And I can prove it: I have the video right here. I hear YouTube calling…


Mr. T May 22, 2007 at 10:34pm

I saw Mr. Wilson drunk just the other day. Get one beer into the guy and he launches into a diatribe about Ron Paul and Rudy Guiliani. Two beers and the guy is practically tripping over himself.

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