Seven A.M. Seasickness

September 22, 2005 at 8:25am By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

My morning bus driver is a Sea Captain. “Huh?!” you ask? Sea Captain is one of the categories I assign bus drivers to. A Sea Captain is a driver who, by virtue of his inability to apply even pressure to the gas pedal and/or brake pedal, makes his riders seasick by the time they arrive at their destinations. Bonus points are awarded if he can actually make his riders unable to stand or if he can turn their faces green.

Other bus driver categories include Slammers, Grumps, Sprinters, Bureaucrats, and Mimes. I have a whole list of ‘em in my head. I should write them all down sometime.

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