Pinko
Crud, I think I have conjunctivitis, aka pink eye. I’ve had a head cold on and off for a while now, and I think it has just decided to relocate into my eyes. ::sigh:: I suppose I should call up my doctor.
Oh wait…
I forgot, I don’t have a doctor right now. My previous doctor, who had treated various members of my immediate and extended family for decades, retired in December. Hmm. I guess I need to get my medical records and go find me somebody to give me some drugs.
The Comments
beerorkid January 19, 2006 at 11:00am
Mortician:What, what is it doc?
Doctor:Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky.
Mortician:Oh no, you mean…
Doctor:Yeah, I’m afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. [Marty and the mortician gasp] I’d give you topical medicine, but I don’t wanna touch ya.
Marty:Oh I’m so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, ‘s brains!
Doctor:Yeah, well for God sake don’t touch your eyes. I’ll prescribe some antibiotics.
Mr. Wilson January 20, 2006 at 9:49am
I guess I was wrong. By yesterday afternoon my eyes were pretty much normal, and they’re still normal today. I guess I must have just irritated them somehow.