It’s Finally Time to Renew My License

September 10, 2007 at 1:10pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

Old man in suit

After five long years I finally get to renew my drivers license today. I think I’m one of three people to still have the old style license. Whenever I show it to somebody they do a double-take, as though it were a fake. But it must be real, because nobody would go to the trouble of making a fake ID that bad, would they?

I don’t think I look all that different than I did five years ago. I’ll have to add 5 pounds to my weight, but that isn’t so bad. Well, as long as I don’t keep adding 5 pounds every time. That could add up after a while. On hair color I should probably be BLD instead of BLN. I don’t plan to let my hair grow back any time soon.

I’ll be an organ donor again. If any of you happen to run me over, could you be so kind as to make sure my organs end up in some nice homes? My innards are in fine shape, as far as I know.

Did I mention it’s my birthday today? I guess that was implied. Yesterday somebody suggested I could play in an “over-35” soccer league. Sorry, not quite. I haven’t even hit the three decade mark. I’ve just always looked older than I really am. It’s the dark areas under my eyes. I get that from my mom’s side of the family. Oh well, it’s not how old you look, it’s how old you act, right? In that case ... oh crap, I’m 40!

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Fletch September 10, 2007 at 2:01pm

Have a Happy Birthday! More of that Ho Ho cake would do a body good.

beerorkid September 10, 2007 at 3:27pm

happy birfday.

I was listed as female on my first license.

Actually got me a warning instead of the ticket cuz the cop though it was so funny.

Here is to hoping you gender is correctly stated.

Karin September 11, 2007 at 4:44pm

Happy Birthday!

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