Don’t Let Your Kid Catch The Gay

August 12, 2005 at 12:16am By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

James Dobson offers some helpful advice on how to keep your son from catching The Gay. An excerpt:

Meanwhile, the boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

If I didn’t know better I would’ve sworn Dobson’s piece was really written by somebody from Landover Baptist.

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Mr. T August 12, 2005 at 2:44am

“He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.”


LOL. God save us from these doofuses.

Steve August 12, 2005 at 4:18pm

“He needs to mirror and affirm his son

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