Don’t Let Your Kid Catch The Gay
James Dobson offers some helpful advice on how to keep your son from catching The Gay. An excerpt:
Meanwhile, the boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
If I didn’t know better I would’ve sworn Dobson’s piece was really written by somebody from Landover Baptist.
The Comments
Mr. T August 11, 2005 at 9:44pm
“He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.”
LOL. God save us from these doofuses.
Steve August 12, 2005 at 11:18am
“He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son...”
This line comes a little too close to that recent incident in Florida. I wonder if the father in Florida was taking Dobson’s advice to heart.