Cranky?

May 19, 2005 at 7:49pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

I must be cranky today. I used variations of the word “fuck” twice in the previous post. I try not to swear much on this blog. Swearing, especially in writing, doesn’t bother me, but it bothers a lot of people. And it would bother my parents, were they ever to stumble across my little corner of the blogosphere. I try not to do things that threaten my share of the inheritance, y’know.

It’s all Ted Stevens’s fault. Fuck the fucking fucker for fucking making me say fuck so fucking much.

Heh, any English majors care to diagram that sentence?

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Mr. T May 20, 2005 at 2:25am

What I find really funny is that for the longest time, I was under the impression that you were one of those squeeky clean, mild, ultraconservative, ultra religious types who wouldn’t even say “damn” let alone “f___.” Not that that’s bad or anything (in fact its good). But then all of a sudden now you are f this and f that on your blog. And now in this latest entry you really let it rip. I’ve discovered your secret life Mr. Wilson…The real you: a raging poddy mouthed mad man!

Anyway, if the Wutang clan cut another album and are looking for a new member, you should consider signing up.

Mr. Wilson May 20, 2005 at 3:08pm

Wow, you thought I was ultra-conservative and ultra-religious? I guess the ultra-conservative I can see; I leave that impression on a lot of people who don’t know me very well. To the extent that libertarianism and conservatism overlap, it’s true, but only just.

But ultra-religious? Where did that come from?

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