Collateral

October 11, 2006 at 10:00pm By: Mr. Wilson Posted in 625 Elm Street

A student came up to The Missus today and asked if he could borrow a pencil. She told him “Sure, if you hand over some collateral.” So he reached into his pocket and pulled out the only thing in there.

A condom.

Ahh, the joys of teaching America’s youth. On the plus side, at least he wears a helmet whle riding the village bicycle.

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Dave K October 11, 2006 at 10:44pm

Used or unused?

D.M.B. October 11, 2006 at 11:53pm

what ages again?

Mr. T October 12, 2006 at 12:22am

Is there hope for humanity?

foxspit October 12, 2006 at 1:55pm

Excellent reference to the International Man of Mystery!

I only hope your wife doesn’t teach elementary school.

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